So we are all moving out of the purple house at the end of this month and my room mate Jillian has been looking for a new place to call home. The following is an email thread that Jillian had with Greg, the vegan obsessed, Obama loving, meat eater hating hipster. I had to share its awesomeness. Damn Portland is just too good.
*Keep Portland passive aggressive
Subject: two rooms available june 1st
From: greg pearlman
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From: Jillian Barkley
Hi Greg,
I've noticed your post several times on craigslist but have hesitated to respond once I read that you do not allow meat in the house. Because of my soy allergy and issues with anemia and hypoglycemia, it's medically necessary I be allowed to eat protein on a regular basis. If this is an issue you're willing to be flexible on, I'd love to talk more. Your home looks lovely!
Best,
Jillian
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From: greg pearlman
My ad says "no factory farm meat".
Thanks, Greg
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From: Jillian Barkley
Right, but since I'm a college student with a lot of bills I can't always afford to buy free range organic meats. Is this something you could be flexible about?
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From: greg pearlman
can't afford free range, than go vegan....
this is a NO Factory Farm House....best of luck to you...
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From: Jillian Barkley
In case you don't remember, YOU contacted ME after I stated in my post that I eat meat. I even explained to you why it's medically impossible for me to be vegan. It's clear you aren't very intelligent but there's really no need to be rude.
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From: greg pearlman
My ad said "NO FACTORY FARM MEAT", that is a fact.
It's your personal choice to eat animals that have been tortured,
abused and filled with chemicals. You alone make that choice.
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From: Jillian Barkley
WHICH IS WHY I DID NOT RESPOND TO IT
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From: greg pearlman
The people here eat free range, MEAT. it's easy and affordable, sorry
you must insult me.... that's the deal here.
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From: Jillian Barkley
I hate you.
favourite.
ReplyDeletehaha. wow. craigslist is such a treasure chest of winning personalities.
ReplyDeleteMy craigslist roommate searches aren't nearly this cool. They all seem boring. "We go to bed by 10pm" ..neeext!
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